Dear Taio Cruz..

While driving in the car today to find my new bank, my ipod died. My ipod's recent death is because of my insane addiction to an app called "Cut the Rope." I'm sorry, but if you have not played it, you are not wasting enough of your time. I wish I was playing it right now.

Anyways, I turned the radio on and started hearing the lyrics to Taio Cruz's song "Dynamite." If you are not familiar with this track, or Taio Cruz for that matter (I had no idea who he was), I will list part of the lyrics I remember below.

I throw my hands up in the air sometimes
Saying AYO
Gotta let go
I wanna celebrate and live my life
Saying AYO
Baby, let's go

I realize that these lyrics are probably inspiring you, but let's not focus on that. Let's focus on the fact that I was diagnosing Mr. Cruz with a serious neurological disorder. You throw your hands up in the air sometimes? Do people actually do this? I cannot think of one time that I did this when I was not at a sporting or music event. So that leads me to think he is not getting enough dopamine to his brain. That could be Parkinson's disease. Then the songs goes on to say he likes to hit the floor. Oh my God, are you epileptic? I do not understand this song. Even if I did not have a medically-based brain, what is this song?

I realize that this is ridiculous and I am taking this song out of context, but I just thought... What if he is actually writing a song about his illnesses? Then I suppose I should have thought: Taylor, you are psychotic. Stop diagnosing people. However, my brain does not have a filter like that.

Anyways, this is a weird post, but I am in a good mood because I had a great day today. And I wanted to thank everyone who has been reading my blog. I found out you can check your blog's stats and it is a little overwhelming that so many people read this. I really thought maybe three people would be read it, be disappointed, and never read it again. I also wanted to formally apologize for not using livejournal. I received a few tweets about that, but honestly I liked Blogspot's setup better.

I will talk to you guys in a few days! P.S. I did not have any pictures to give you, so here is a bearded man, Jake Gyllenhaal. I have a strong affection for facial hair.

 

Taylor